Monthly Archives: June 2010

This Just In! Getting In Fights At Bars Can Hurt Your Fantasy Value!

I’ll never forget in ’07 going on a roadie to Chicago to see the Bears and Lions battle at Soldier Field. Despite the 4-2 record, we had LOWLOWLOW expectations for the pitiful Lions. Midway through the third quarter, as Cedric … Continue reading

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This Just In! NFL General Managers That Are Drunk Are Still Better Than The Mustache.

Sitting and watching the news tonight, seeing the GM of my favorite NFL team repeatedly tell police officers that “he hadn’t had a drink in a year and a half” only to blow TWO TIMES OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT, I … Continue reading

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Dishonoring The Draft.

   Once a year, a holiday comes.  Excitement grows as you prepare.  Your lists are all made.  You get a good night’s sleep.  The day finally comes, your shiny new present is waiting for you to open.  Yes, I am referring to the fantasy … Continue reading

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This Just In! Mike Shanahan Likes Running Backs!

   Keep a close eye on the Washington Redskins, guys.  Clinton Portis is reunited with the head coach who made him a star, The Man With The Tan, Mike Shanahan.  The Redskins also brought in Larry Johnson and FWP (Fast Willie Parker, for those … Continue reading

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Take the Guy Who Scores the Most Points: Take a Quarterback #1

   At some point all fantasy football warriors have fallen prey to the old adage, “you have to be stacked at running back to win your championship”.  Most owners will undoubtedly draft a running back with their first pick and many … Continue reading

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Team Defenses Are For Nerds.

   Fantasy football commissioners of the world! Unite! Bring your league into the 21st century!      Fantasy football players of the world! Demand more out of your fantasy football experience!              Start utilizing individual defensive players (or “IDPs” as the kids … Continue reading

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This Just In! Breaking Your Arm Hurts Your Fantasy Value!

Hey gang, avoid Carolina Panthers Steve Smith (WR) in your draft this season. Besides his broken left arm suffered in a heated game of flag football, I don’t like the QB he has trying to get him the ball, Matt … Continue reading

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Pick Someone Other Than a Running Back at #1? You’re a Dummy.

by Jason Jarvi    The biggest question every year in fantasy football is who will be the first pick in the draft.  For as long as I can remember, it’s been a given a running back fills the top spot … Continue reading

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The Only Off-Season Move You Need to Know About to Win Your Fantasy Football League

   by Chris Hincks    Part of the difficulty of having a successful fantasy football draft is staying sober throughout the whole ordeal keeping track of player movement. Every NFL offseason, key players in the world of fantasy change teams. … Continue reading

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